Quotes From The Movie
These are just a few of the amazing quotes one can hear while watching ENG. For more hilarious moments check out the source at the bottom of the page ^^
Kuzco: So... who's in my chaaaaaair?
Kronk: I know. I know. Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
Kuzco: Very GOOD, Kronk. Here, get the snack.
Pacha: Where did you come from, little guy?
Kuzco: No... touchy.
Pacha: Aah. Demon llama.
Kuzco: Demon llama? Where?
[Turns around and sees Misty, a real llama]
Kuzco: Aaah.
Misty: Maaah.
Pacha: Uh oh.
Kuzco: Don't tell me: We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.
[after falling into the alligator pit]
Yzma: Why do we even HAVE that lever?
[after falling into the SAME alligator pit]
Kuzco: Okay... why does she even HAVE that lever?
Kuzco: This is Yzma, the royal advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
Yzma: I practically raised him.
Kronk: You'd think he would've turned out better.
Yzma: Yeah, go figure.
Yzma: Looking for this?
[holds up the vial of human extract]
Yzma: [Kuzco and Pacha gasp]
Kuzco: Yzma! How did you get here?
Yzma: Uh - How DID we get here, Kronk?
Kronk: You've got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy; I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one: look at that guy. He's got that sissy, stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp... and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Yeah, right, that's a harp... and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two: Look what I can do. Ha ha!
[does one-armed handstand]
Kronk: Wait, what does that has to do with anything?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, wait. He's got a point.
Kuzco: I can't believe this is happening.
Yzma: Then I bet you weren't expecting *this*.
[Yzma pulls up her dress. Kuzco and Pacha scream]
Yzma: [Yzma revealing a knife attatched to her leg] Ah-ha.
[Kuzco and Pacha sigh with relief]
Thanks to IMDB for the quotes listed here.
